1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Why?^^^
    What's the name for a male Karen?
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Andy!! I know Andy will laugh at this. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Jul 7, 2020
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  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    All of a sudden I’m seeing posts I don’t normally see - “You are ignoring content by this member.”

    Well yeah, duh, I am. I don’t need a reminder, wtf is that about?
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That's annoying. If you are ignoring someone, you surely don't want to see notifications pertaining to them.
       
      deegenerate, Jul 6, 2020
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  3. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    @submissively speaking Is that like getting a notification to remind you not to forget to forget the the thing you want to forget?
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Something like that, yeah. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Jul 6, 2020
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  4. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    One time I drove 6 miles with a ceramic coffee cup on my hood and didn't realize it until I got to me destination.
     
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    1. deleted user 43425235
      careful driver !
       
      deleted user 43425235, Jul 7, 2020
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    2. Sweetpassion
      At least it wasn't your phone. Haha
       
      Sweetpassion, Jul 7, 2020
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    There are some weird emojis here. I can’t even tell what they are or why’d I use them

    :lurking: < hiding in the bushes?

    :turtle: < no idea

    :walkingdead: < this guy is bleeding out of his eyes lol
     
    1. PurpleMistress
      :walkingdead:= walking dead
      :turtle:= turtle
      :lurking:= Lurking

      *if you hover over the emojis it will tell you what they are :)
       
      PurpleMistress, Jul 10, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      What!!?! Really?

      It doesn’t on my phone
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 10, 2020
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I wonder why I get group texts with titles like "Lick My Cream Pie"
    from spammers, but I never get any with titles like, "Come see My Huge Cock".
    I would like to see some equal opportunity spam for a change.
     
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  7. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Thinking about my grandmother's phrases, and curse words.
    Ol hussy
    I swanny
    Dig a tater
    Tallywhacker
    Girls had a Christmas
    She would say Tah-cus, for tacos.
    Clipped koopins.
    But my all time favorite.
    Shoot a monkey.
    Love ya mom.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Tallywhacker...lol!
       
      Valspar, Jul 7, 2020
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    2. msman
      He said tallywhacker.
       
      msman, Jul 7, 2020
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    3. deegenerate
      My grandma used to say Tallywhacker a lot. Brings a smile to my face every time I hear it! lol
       
      deegenerate, Jul 7, 2020
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  8. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    When I first joined this circus, I was laid into hard as being a sock.
    Michael Saint and Hugo a go go were relentless, but I carried on.
    Then I met @Lioness and she took me under her paw.
    You're the best, sweetheart.
     
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    2. Lioness
      I used to talk to Michael Saint and haven't seen him around for a long time!!
       
      Lioness, Jul 7, 2020
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  9. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I wonder if any of you are on the porn forum I moderate elsewhere? :)
     
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    2. deleted user 43425235
      i am not
       
      deleted user 43425235, Jul 7, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      This is the one and only one I'm on.
       
      Lioness, Jul 7, 2020
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    4. Sweetpassion
      I can barely keep up with this one.
       
      Sweetpassion, Jul 7, 2020
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    5. Rexxracerr
      I'm with passion on that.
      Same reason I never had a girl on the side.
      To much for my 3 brain cells.
       
      Rexxracerr, Jul 9, 2020
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    6. conroe4
      Nope, this is my one and only porn forum.
       
      conroe4, Jul 9, 2020
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  10. Sagar.matin

    Sagar.matin Newcumer

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    Hello
     
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I guess that’s random. :rolleyes:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 8, 2020
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    2. Anniemated
      Nothing to see here, yet another cock avatar ................ yawn ......... zzzzzzz
       
      Anniemated, Jul 8, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      Yeah, but it's a nice cock...(but am not interested so no PMs please. Thanks!)
       
      Lioness, Jul 9, 2020
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  11. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    If you fall asleep before you finish your adult beverage, dump it out when you wake up.
     
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  12. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    If a lobster swims backwards, how does it know where its going?
     
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    1. Lioness
      Unless it has eyes on its butt.
       
      Lioness, Jul 9, 2020
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    2. Anniemated
      It's not just backwards
       
      Anniemated, Jul 10, 2020
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  13. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    If you fall asleep before you finish your adult beverage, dump it out when you wake up.

    Not me, I slam it before anyone else wakes up and catches me. LOL
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      That’s what I did this morning. ;)
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 9, 2020
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  14. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    Yelling out "Your mother sucks my balls" really isn't the best way to end an argument.
     
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  15. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    So, precum can make a girl pregnant.
    When i lost my virginity it was on a one night stand with unprotected sex. This could possibly mean that I have an 18 year old child out there ...
     
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  16. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    Bad spouse idea #248,554 - Remarking on her lack of a suntan by saying "That's a lovely shade of Karen you've got going on".
     
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    1. PurpleMistress
      True fucking story.....
       
      PurpleMistress, Jul 10, 2020
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    2. Valspar
      #248,554?
      Rookie...:D
       
      Valspar, Jul 10, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      Haha that made me snort!!!
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 10, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      Visiting hours are non existent but they think he's see out of his left eye soon and and the limp won't be so pronounced in about 5 years!
       
      Anniemated, Jul 10, 2020
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  17. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I really want chocolate
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      Thinking of things I might want...
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 10, 2020
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      StrawberryCupcake and Geminpa like this.
    #28140
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