1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Riding an insomnia wave ~ giddy and silly.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Me too..... Woohoo!! So much fun. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 17, 2020
    2. SoutheastUSofA
      I heard that the best cure for insomnia was sleep.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 17, 2020
  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Having my morning coffee and wondering what possessed me to go out last night when I have to work today. LOL
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Maybe you were thinking "Mondays don't suck enough. Let's try it hungover".
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 17, 2020
    2. deegenerate
      Hahahahahaha! Just sleep deprived. I have never actually had a hangover. Thank goodness!
       
      deegenerate, Feb 17, 2020
    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Smart gal!!!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 17, 2020
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  3. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    Recovering from a 3400 mile drive in a little over 4 days.
    Still buzzing from all the caffeine.

    But it looks to be a very profitable trip.
     
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  4. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Cunt of a day....too many doctors.....now I have eaten so I will roll one and chill out!

    Thinskin
     
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      Sorry @thinskin seeing lots of doctors can be frustrating. Well wishes for you.
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 18, 2020
  5. Cum fuck me

    Cum fuck me Porn Star

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    I just got out of bed.

    Mrs. C
     
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Turn around and you can rub them.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 18, 2020
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    3. Cum fuck me
      I am too tired right now so I’m going back to sleep. You’ll just have to find somewhere warm to stick them. And please make sure the covers are over us this time. Mrs. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
    4. 1 Toy Maker
      Stop farting in them when my head's tucked under then!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 18, 2020
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    5. Cum fuck me
      That wasn’t me. That was @shy guy .

      mrs. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
    6. deleted user 555 768
      I dont pass gass
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 19, 2020
  6. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Bad pain day today, painkillers aren't kicking in :( beware ratty comments.
     
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      @Anniemated

      It is the opiates that I could do away with and gabapentin did nothing for me anyway

      I will dig out my pharmacy supplier and send you a pm

      Take care

      ts
       
      thinskin, Feb 18, 2020
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    3. Anniemated
      I get my medication free, I doubt whether the NHS is going to pay out for CBD Oil!
       
      Anniemated, Feb 18, 2020
    4. 1 Toy Maker
      You can grow it and press it if need be Annie.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 18, 2020
    5. Anniemated
      Good Lord do you know what disabled means?!
       
      Anniemated, Feb 18, 2020
    6. 1 Toy Maker
      Good lord Annie are you asking me?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 18, 2020
  7. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Do cunts know they are cunts? Are they browsing the forum making cuntish comments unaware of the general feeling of the populace
    Or do they revel in cunting and enjoy the malaise?
    Hmmmm cunt related afficiandos are very curious
     
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      Well, the way I was taught a looong time ago,... Cunts dont think their cunts and hide behind their cunt when they see the same cuntness from others.


      Thats the most times I said cunt in my whole life...I feel dirty, see what ya do to me!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 18, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      Pardon the pun!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 18, 2020
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Cunt is fun
      Cunt is nice
      Not really sugar,but far more spice
      If a cunt you should see
      Remind them there's more to life than profanity
       
      dirtyjedi, Feb 18, 2020
    4. deleted user 555 768
      I'd rather pussy
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 18, 2020
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    5. dirtyjedi
      Not muff?
       
      dirtyjedi, Feb 18, 2020
  8. Cum fuck me

    Cum fuck me Porn Star

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    Really missing my husband right now.:(

    Mrs. C
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Whenever my hubby is away I do a project on the house. It's a running joke between our daughter and him on what I'm going to surprise him with this time. lol
       
      deegenerate, Feb 18, 2020
    2. Cum fuck me
      I just make up a list of projects for him to do when he gets back. LOL

      Mrs. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      A "Honeydo list"
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 18, 2020
    4. Cum fuck me
      I only have five things on it. That can hardly be called a list. Mrs. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
    5. Sweetpassion
      And he actually does them Mrs C??? Wow I would make a list for nothing. Just to waste time writing one. Haha
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 18, 2020
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  9. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    2 hours sleep then some fucker calls you and hangs up, not fucken happy, also awake now rrrrr
     
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I'm currently available for outcalls, outcalls only. I guarantee satisfaction or your money back, I'll even pay for your 2 minutes of wasted time. OKAY, I'm playing make believe and pretend again. That's my current status
     
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      You have a hour to get here before I fall asleep, after that I'll check your Current Status tomorrow
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 18, 2020
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  11. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Why do hang ups when you call the displayed number back tell you that they never called your number?
     
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    1. Cum fuck me
      It’s called spoofing. With the invention of VOIP phone, some not so nice people will go with a small internet company that doesn’t require a background check. They will find a number that works and supply it to the company and start making calls with that number showing in the caller ID. Before it gets flagged they change one digit and start again. One time I got a call from my own number. That’s funny. Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
    2. deegenerate
      That explains all the robo calls I get from China with my local area code!
       
      deegenerate, Feb 18, 2020
    3. Cum fuck me
      I wish they could stop it, but there is no regulation on the internet. I work in the telecommunications industry and I can’t stop it. Mr. C
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
    4. Ed Itor
      Up here we have a no call list which you sign up for. Supposedly it prevents folk from calling you.
      Yeah right.
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 18, 2020
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    5. Cum fuck me
      It doesn’t work here either.

      Mr. c
       
      Cum fuck me, Feb 18, 2020
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  12. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Thinking about skipping work today since I just tried to put my boots on before my pants.
     
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      Well hold off on looking for the rules. Until I write them.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 19, 2020
    3. submissively speaking
      President's Club Sexpot, or something. I mean seriously.
       
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    4. SoutheastUSofA
      At least a Platinum Member. I hope
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 19, 2020
    5. Anniemated
      But ....... but ..... like he said he'll never get his head through the door, doesn't that mean we'd become deprived?
       
      Anniemated, Feb 19, 2020
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    6. SoutheastUSofA
      Naw. It'll be fine. If my head doesn't fit through the door I can always come in through the window. Gotta improvise sometimes.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 19, 2020
  13. Dung beetle

    Dung beetle Porn Star

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    Just got out of work. Relaxing. It's cold as balls outside. I think I want a beer
     
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  14. Cum fuck me

    Cum fuck me Porn Star

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    Just got back from the beach. Had a nice relaxing day with a friend.

    Mrs. C
     
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  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Exercising on my stationary recumbent bike and watching competitive eating videos.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      You're an enigma, wrapped in a mystery.
       
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I really like to watch people eat. Drives my husband nuts. Watching him eat nachos is very entertaining.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2020
  16. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Watching a documentry about ship building
    Really rivetting
     
    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Take a bow. That was great. Just don't look stern while you are doing it.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 19, 2020
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      I shall remain on a wide course and avoid turning into a wreck
      That would be a titanic disaster
       
      dirtyjedi, Feb 19, 2020
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  17. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I was dancing around my living room to music while straightening up. Then tripped over a blanket hanging off the chair onto the floor. I was gonna keep it to myself but it was really just too funny. Lol
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Gosh are you ok?
       
      Anniemated, Feb 19, 2020
    2. Sweetpassion
      Yes, it was really funny though. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 19, 2020
  18. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Awake wishing I wasn’t lol
     
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