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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    In 2005, Florida struck down a law forbidding unmarried women from parachuting on Sundays. Funny that they had one to strike down...
     
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      Shooter and his wife are banned from flying together, ever.
      Cause, you know, airlines don't allow parashooters on flights ...........
       
      shootersa, Sep 23, 2020
  2. Sissyboy666

    Sissyboy666 Sex Lover

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    The saying “ be there or be square” is because if your not there your not “a round”
     
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  3. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Oh, this could go in so many threads!

    https://nypost.com/2020/09/22/mta-board-to-officially-ban-pooping-in-subways-buses/amp/

    So, apparently, New York, like San Francisco has, well, a poop problem. A public poop problem. As in sir, could you not squat in my briefcase? And, while you are at it, take your poop with you?

    Now, we all know, New Yorkers are far more sophisticated than us "gaping hinds in flyover country", but Shooter doesn't recall the need to legislate a prohibition on public pooping anywhere in Colorado.

    Well, there was a "public eruption" in Telluride a few weeks ago but that was traced to a batch of bad Rocky Mountain Oysters and probably shouldn't count.
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, here's one for you. California Gov bans new gas powered cars starting 2035. Looks like I'll have to dust off my old skateboard...:rolleyes:
     
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      Yeah, I saw that on the news and then I started doing the math trying to figure out how old I'll be. 15 years I wonder if I'll even be around. Anyway that was interesting.
       
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  5. AlmostAvirgin

    AlmostAvirgin Sex Machine

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    So, get this, Bigfoot's real name is Darrell. ;)
     
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  6. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    instruments_3.jpg

    Voyager 1

    traveling away for over 43 years
    and 14,013,754,000 miles,
    and still functioning , and sending back data.
    Amazing.

    Last I saw it was taking over 16 hours for messages/signals to get here from there ,
    and visa versa

    It is traveling at over 633 miles a minute
     
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      *snickers
      Yeah, last year one of our scouts, who thinks he is a wit, caught up with Voyager 1. He set it so that it would send the following message back to earth. It sent it only once;
      "Your probe has entered Romulan free space without permission."

      Apparently, it caused quite the stir around NASA.
       
      shootersa, Sep 25, 2020
  7. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Superswarms of starlings congregate in Rome ever year ,
    in winter ,
    now estimated at over 10 million birds.

    Their murmerations in the skies are something to behold.
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    I think everyone who's been to Rome
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    will recognise the Vittorio Emanuele
    memorial
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    the sky's their canvas
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    but of course these millions of birds
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    every night , have to find a tree images (42).jpeg
    to roost ,
    and that's
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    the downside
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    tons of it.

    Why Rome ? warmth , shelter , less wind , less rain , surrounding food supply.
    They are omnivores , and amongst other things , it is estimated they eat about 10% of Italy's olive crop.

    By contrast , New York was estimated to get about a million of them
     
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    So apparently 2020 is a really special year, only happens once every 1,000 years.

    Take your age, add it to your birth year, and you get 2020.
    Every time.

    Also, this year, everyone, and Shooter means EVERYONE who dies will die within 6 months of their birthdate
     
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      OMG does that mean I'll die six months after my birthday or am I already dead? Damn bucket list.
       
      crhurricane, Sep 27, 2020
  9. AlmostAvirgin

    AlmostAvirgin Sex Machine

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    I have three knees :)
     
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  10. Hornzzzyy

    Hornzzzyy Porno Junky

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    The feeling of getting lost inside a mall is known as the Gruen transfer...
     
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      There ant no malls
       
      noboat, Sep 26, 2020
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  11. Pauly Vinyl

    Pauly Vinyl Sex Lover

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    Clearfield, PA. I've driven past that point many times.
     
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  12. Pauly Vinyl

    Pauly Vinyl Sex Lover

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    Syd Barrett was an American Blues aficionado. Some of his favorites were Pink Anderson and Floyd Council. He combined their names for his psychedelic rock band, Pink Floyd.
     
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      The Rolling Stones took their name from a Muddy Waters song. How many rock bands would be around if Robert Johnson hadn't recorded a few songs, before he checked out.
       
      crhurricane, Sep 27, 2020
  13. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    I enjoy Life
     
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  14. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Police in Vietnam have seized over 340,000 used condoms that were being washed, repackaged and sold as new.
    [​IMG]
     
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      The recycle of life...sorta coulda been
       
      Lioness, Sep 27, 2020
    3. Rixer
      They must have to wash the fuck out of them, huh.....?
       
      Rixer, Sep 27, 2020
    4. Lioness
      Hahaha!!!
       
      Lioness, Sep 27, 2020
    5. submissively speaking
      Oh, Rix. That was a thing of beauty.

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
       
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      :eek:
       
      deegenerate, Sep 27, 2020
  15. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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  16. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    It's legal to nurse from a cow.... It's legal to kill cook and eat a cow... Tho not really legal it's usually ok to tip a sleeping cow over... Pretty funny too.. it's legal to put on a shoulder length plastic glove and stick your whole arn inside a cow...

    But you go to prison if u fuck a cow...

    Just something to think about...
     
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      Is this a hot topic in Alabama?
       
      Rixer, Sep 27, 2020
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      Having sex with animals aka bestiality is legal in 8 states including Hawaii, Kentucky, New Mexico, Texas, Vermont, Wyoming and all of the DC's such as the nations capitol.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Sep 27, 2020
    3. Bitsman
      Don't know... But it's interesting
       
      Bitsman, Sep 27, 2020
    4. Sanity_is_Relative
      Only Washington, Idaho, Montana, and Arizona hold sex with animals as anything more than a misdemeanor crime and jailable.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Sep 27, 2020
  17. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Did you know,
    It is illegal to carry an ice cream in your back pocket in Kentucky.
     
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  18. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    There were 10+ billion Cyber attacks on gaming devices and internet gaming sites between 2018 and June 2020.
    But do not worry mobile users, the new threat for phones is bluerepli, which can connect to your device, without you knowing, and access plenty of personal info, just by being close enough for a bluetooth signal to connect.
     
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      :eek:
       
      deegenerate, Sep 27, 2020
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      Sad but true, the mobile phone industry is nothing more then most, where greed justifies the continued lies that cell phones are secure. Never mind that man behind the curtain.
       
      crhurricane, Sep 27, 2020
  19. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Learned something new, wasnt even aware of it lol. While did have a dad, dont think he knows about it either.
     
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      I had no idea, either. I give them my car, tell them I need tires, they put them on, I pay them then drive home.

      Is the V for Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm?
       
      Lioness, Sep 28, 2020
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      Yup
       
      ironfistvk, Sep 28, 2020
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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      I imagine getting them in the grinder has it's own challenges, but 10 hours?
       
      crhurricane, Sep 30, 2020